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I’ve lived all over the world, worked for companies that treated people like coffee filters (used, tossed, and replaced), and somehow survived not one but two triple bypass surgeries within 24 hours—because apparently one wasn’t dramatic enough. That was my cue to stop playing the corporate game and start living life on my terms. Now I make art, write weird stories, and spend my days with my dog Luna, who’s the real boss. Based in Portland, Oregon, living the dream—or at least a sitcom version of it.
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