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The Inevitable Witch's Journey T-Shirt

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Basic Dark T-Shirt
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Black
Vivid Printing: White Underbase

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Style: Basic Dark T-Shirt

Comfortable, casual and loose fitting, our heavyweight dark colour t-shirt will quickly become one of your favorites. Made from 100% cotton, it's unisex and wears well on anyone and everyone. We’ve double-needle stitched the bottom and sleeve hems for extra durability. Select a design from our marketplace or customise it to make it uniquely yours!

Size & Fit

  • Model is 188 cm and is wearing a medium
  • Standard fit
  • Garment is unisex sizing
  • Fits true to size

Fabric & Care

  • 100% cotton (Heathers are a cotton/poly blend)
  • Double-needle hemmed sleeves and bottom
  • Imported
  • Machine wash cold

About This Design

The Inevitable Witch's Journey T-Shirt

The Inevitable Witch's Journey T-Shirt

A witch, a broom, and a kaleidoscope of impossible colours—what could be more logical? Nothing, that's what. This isn't just a shirt; it's a profound statement on the cyclical nature of holiday celebrations, a paradox of textile and time. The witch, a figure of profound normality, flies on her broom, which, let's be honest, is the most efficient form of air travel. Her destination? Unknown. Her expression? A question. "Hurrah! Halloween!" we exclaim, as if it were a new invention, a surprise. "Have a good trip!" we whisper, not to her, but to the very concept of gravity itself. The shirt is made from the finest black cotton, a canvas for the inevitable. It's a garment for those who understand that the most mundane activities—like dressing up—are fraught with existential dread and glorious absurdity. This is the shirt you wear when you’ve lost your way, and you're perfectly fine with that. It's for the person who sees the absurdity in everything and wants to wear it proudly. The colours will not fade, because they are not merely pigments; they are the echoes of a thousand forgotten parties. It’s perfect for Halloween, of course, but also for Tuesday, for a trip to the grocery store, or for the quiet contemplation of a teacup. This shirt doesn't just fit you; it fits the void.

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I purchased this to test to see if zazzle was producing good quality. Needless to say, they are. The sizing runs a bit on the small size though. Print quality is perfect. What you see on the screen is what you get.
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By Xavier D.3 February 2021Verified Purchase
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I like the colours and design, I liked it that much I bought one for myself. Yes the colours and deisgn turned out great. Much better than I expected
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By Rachel R.4 September 2025Verified Purchase
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Product ID: 256539047405510080
Added on 3/9/25, 7:43 am
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