About
Insane purveyor of random things and aspiring chef, Valark finds that there are far too many apparel items on the market that look to advertise a brand or make some sort of sense. This displeases Valark greatly, and inspires him to draw any nonsensical idea that occurs to him and plaster it onto t-shirts and the like. Valark rather enjoys writing about himself in the third-person and hopes that you find his apparel useful in clothing yourself to your satisfaction.
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View All ProductsLightning T-Shirt
Price$37.10
Happiness Poster
Price$33.50
Tofu Block! Button
Price$7.30
WTF T-Shirt
Price$36.20
Danger T-Shirt
Price$34.50
Synonym Roll T-Shirt
Price$34.50
Impossible Maze T-Shirt
Price$34.50
Woodrow Poster
Price$27.65
Woodrow T-Shirt
Price$37.10
Braille Advert Poster
Price$21.75
Smoking T-Shirt
Price$34.50
Hat Zombie Stickers
Price$16.00
Kawaii Boom Button
Price$7.30
Onion Cat T-Shirt
Price$34.50
Noodles Underground T-Shirt
Price$34.50
Yummy Turtle T-Shirt
Price$37.10
Crosshatch Tie
Price$55.80
Keys Mug
Price$28.45

















