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Insane purveyor of random things and aspiring chef, Valark finds that there are far too many apparel items on the market that look to advertise a brand or make some sort of sense. This displeases Valark greatly, and inspires him to draw any nonsensical idea that occurs to him and plaster it onto t-shirts and the like. Valark rather enjoys writing about himself in the third-person and hopes that you find his apparel useful in clothing yourself to your satisfaction.
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Lightning T-Shirt
Tofu Block! Button
WTF T-Shirt
WTF T-Shirt
Price$36.20
Danger T-Shirt
Danger T-Shirt
Price$34.50
Synonym Roll T-Shirt
Impossible Maze T-Shirt
Woodrow T-Shirt
Woodrow T-Shirt
Price$37.10
Hat Zombie Stickers
Communist Cane Holiday Card
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Communist Cane Holiday Card
Sale Price $3.86. Original Price $5.14.
Kawaii Boom Button
Yummy Turtle T-Shirt
Smoking T-Shirt
Smoking T-Shirt
Price$34.50
Communist Cane Holiday Card
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Communist Cane Holiday Card
Sale Price $3.86. Original Price $5.14.
Crosshatch Tie
Crosshatch Tie
Price$55.80
Keys Mug
Keys Mug
Price$28.45
Onion Cat T-Shirt