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ThenWear was created by comedy writer Andy Marlatt (SatireWire.com, BBC television and radio), who decided to imagine what T-shirts would have looked like before T-shirts existed. A truly original shop for historic, political and vintage t-shirts and more, ThenWear offers historic tour shirts from the likes of Darwin, Attila the Hun, Galileo and Mozart, and sells historic spring break gear (Soviet Union, Yugoslavia, East Germany). Famous political figures like Abraham Lincoln, George Washington, and even George W. Bush find an outlet here too.
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Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Shirt (Light)
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Shirt (Light)
Sale Price $41.14. Original Price $48.40.
Washington X-ing the Turpike T-Shirt
Washington X-ing the Turpike T-Shirt
Sale Price $38.72. Original Price $45.55.
Galileo Heretical Lecture Tour Shirt (Men's Dark)
Galileo Heretical Lecture Tour Shirt (Men's Dark)
Sale Price $48.45. Original Price $57.00.
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Mug
Gen Sherman 'Heat a Peach' Tour 1864 Mug
Price$35.55
Yugoslavia Spring Break 1980 Stein
Yugoslavia Spring Break 1980 Stein
Price$48.15
Soviet Spring Break 1917 Travel Postcards
Soviet Spring Break 1917 Travel Postcards
Price$2.95
Genghis 'Kahn-tagious' Tour (Men's Light) T-Shirt
Genghis 'Kahn-tagious' Tour (Men's Light) T-Shirt
Sale Price $42.80. Original Price $50.35.
John Quincy Adams 1824 Campaign T-Shirt
John Quincy Adams 1824 Campaign T-Shirt
Sale Price $43.95. Original Price $51.70.
Charles Darwin 'Evolution Tour' Shirt (Men's Dark)
Charles Darwin 'Evolution Tour' Shirt (Men's Dark)
Sale Price $47.90. Original Price $56.35.
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Worst U.S. Presidents Calendar 2018
Worst U.S. Presidents Calendar 2018
Price$53.75
Galileo 1632 Lecture Tour (Front Image Only) T-Shirt
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Galileo 1632 Lecture Tour (Front Image Only) T-Shirt
Sale Price $49.77. Original Price $58.55.
Mozart European Tour Shirt (Men''s Light Front)
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Mozart European Tour Shirt (Men''s Light Front)
Sale Price $35.19. Original Price $41.40.
Charles Darwin 'Evolution Tour' (Men's Light) T-Shirt
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Charles Darwin 'Evolution Tour' (Men's Light) T-Shirt
Sale Price $41.14. Original Price $48.40.
George Washington Election 1789 Poster
George Washington Election 1789 Poster
Price$117.00
Attila 'Huns in the Sun' Tour (Men's Dark Front) T-Shirt
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Attila 'Huns in the Sun' Tour (Men's Dark Front) T-Shirt
Sale Price $43.86. Original Price $51.60.
Sonatapalooza 1827 Concert Poster
Sonatapalooza 1827 Concert Poster
Price$78.95
President Andrew Johnson 1868 Election (Light) T-Shirt
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President Andrew Johnson 1868 Election (Light) T-Shirt
Sale Price $33.11. Original Price $38.95.
Washington Cross-Dressing Delaware Poster
Washington Cross-Dressing Delaware Poster
Price$104.00
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