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"The Store (Unfortunately)"
By Ellis Crow
So here it is.
A store.
Because apparently that’s what artists do now—slap their soul onto a mug and hope someone drinks something strong out of it. Prints, shirts, stickers, whatever Zazzle lets me slap a ghost onto. I never wanted this. But the rent wants things. The bills want things. People want things.
So fine. You want a piece of the mess? Take it.
You can wear the art. Hang it on your wall. Sip your coffee while a half-dead crown-wearing figure stares back at you like it knows the punchline you missed. Maybe you’ll like it. Maybe you’ll pretend to. I won’t know. I’ll be in the studio, not painting. Staring out the window like something's supposed to arrive.
This isn’t a brand. It’s a shrug.
Ellis Crow is now officially selling out. But like, ironically.
Welcome to the merch pit.
Buy something. Don’t. I’m still not getting a Tesla.
🖤
— Ellis
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