SwagSupply

It all started when a little bird came up to my window. Since I have the powers of Snow White, and I can sing to birds, I cleared my throat, then my voice rang beautiful soprano notes. Intrigued, the bird asked me what I do for a living, expecting me to say something like "theatre" or "singing". I told him I did nothing (of course, still singing like an angel). He told me about this website, and I immediately punched him so hard he fell off my windowsill. I dashed to my computer, made an account, and started my business.