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I live at the North Pole with my wife, some elves and my magic flying reindeer. It's cold up there, so I always wear a red-fur-lined suit and a hat. My wife says I eat too many cookies and need to watch my weight and my cholesterol, but then I remind her that I've lived thousands of years and am still fit enough to fly around the world and slide down millions of chimneys every year. So those cookies and milk can't be THAT bad for me!
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