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Most people might think that being Supreme Emperor of the Universe would take up all of one's time. Truth be told the sole responsibility of the S.E.o.t.U. is to maintain the balance between the forces of good and evil throughout the entire Universe. This requires surprisingly little effort. So little in fact that I have plenty of time for family and a regular 9-5 job as a laborer for a construction company.
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Bacon Mouse Pad
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Bat Skeleton Hoodie
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Christmas T-Shirt
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Look at my balls! T-Shirt
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Look at my balls! T-Shirt
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Christmas Skull-n-"bones" long sleeve T-Shirt
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