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The story begins with a young human who wanted to grow up and change the world. That human grew up and realized that the world was beyond saving. Now that human makes stupid shirts and greeting cards for other humans who are equally disenfranchised.

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Small, 4" x 5.6" Folded Greeting Card
Small, 4" x 5.6" Folded Greeting Card
Price$6.34
A card without a gift, is its own gift.
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A card without a gift, is its own gift.
Sale Price $5.14. Original Price $6.04.
Happy Birthday, I guess Card
Happy Birthday, I guess Card
Price$6.64
Something You'd Like - An Ugly Birthday Card
Something You'd Like - An Ugly Birthday Card
Price$8.04
Valentines Day, and murder Holiday Card
Valentines Day, and murder Holiday Card
Price$6.09
40% off with code EARLYBFSAVE
Mothers Day, thanks for everything Thank You Card
Mothers Day, thanks for everything Thank You Card
Price$6.54
40% off with code EARLYBFSAVE
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