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I'm a boring, married dad. My days of cool (like when I was a karaoke MC at a tiki bar) are far gone. Now I just sit in my little spare bedroom and try to figure out how to make cool web sites.
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Dad Joke - Fish Oil T-Shirt
Price$51.05
I love my kids, but... coffee mug
Price$28.45
Bacon - It Makes The Pain Go Away T-Shirt
Price$40.90
Haiku About Bacon T-Shirt
Price$44.95
IS IT 9 MONTHS YET? T-Shirt
Price$46.25
Haiku For Bacon Lovers T-Shirt
Price$36.60
Haiku About Bacon Standard Apron
Price$42.85
Hebro T-Shirt
Price$38.80
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Naughty Naughty Girl Holiday Card
Sale Price $3.86. Original Price $5.14.
BBQ Accident T-Shirt
Price$43.00
Stoner Brownies Dog T-Shirt
Price$35.00
I'm Not Cool Enough To Be Here T-Shirt
Price$36.55
Robo Witch T-Shirt
Price$43.00
Hell Is For Skeletons T-Shirt
Price$43.00
Damsel Power Baby Bodysuit
Price$31.30
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Naughty Naughty Boy Holiday Card
Sale Price $3.86. Original Price $5.14.
Body By Steroids T-Shirt
Price$39.15
Soccer Nuns T-Shirt
Price$43.00