Motor City 911

This incredible store is the store that stores wish they were...probably. Regardless, this is where Detroit's most depressing Facebook Page (TheDetroitScanner) sells crap so the page owner; me, can afford to keep the page running. All proceeds (ie: the hard earned cash you're going to throw at me) goes right back into the page in the form of equipment. Computers, beer, hot wings, scanners and single dollar bills I can throw at....errr....gift exotic dancers in the beautiful City of Detroit. Buy as much as you can; even to the point of cashing in your kids college fund. I have very expensive tastes. I probably wouldn't go as far as selling important body organs, but if you must...it's ok. You'll have my eternal gratitude. Support your local independent media hacks. Make sure you tell your mother. Yer Pal, The Detroit Scanner **** Butterfly Kisses & Unicorn Spooge