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Are traditional greeting cards just not meeting your needs? Do you need something with a little more snark and gloom? When Hallmark cards are too wholesome, come to Crustacean Salutations and find the perfect message of bitter misanthropy for your loved (or unloved) ones!
Tell them how you really feel.
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"Days are bad" mug for grumps
Price$32.90
"I have to get out of here" shovel shirt (dark)
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DAYS ARE BAD mug
Price$27.55
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
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"You light up my life" anglerfish shirt
Sale Price $38.72. Original Price $45.55.
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"Ask me about my shirt" [extra meta version] T-Shirt
Sale Price $35.41. Original Price $41.65.
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"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
Sale Price $35.41. Original Price $41.65.
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View All Products"Days are bad" mug for grumps
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DAYS ARE BAD mug
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"Ask me about my shirt that says, " [dark colour]
Sale Price $35.41. Original Price $41.65.
Cold, Dark, & Salty Mug
Price$26.95
Funny Birthday: Count the Rings Card
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Find love at CrustaceanSingles.com t-shirt (light)
Sale Price $28.39. Original Price $33.40.
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