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I am a monster. In an effort to prove that humans have been so conditioned by fiction that they cannot recognize the forest for the trees, I have come out of hiding. My modest diary and recipes are available for your reading pleasure via the Tapas app, but it occurred to me that there must needs be a way to distinguish those participating in the experiment from those who are otherwise edible.
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