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TELL IT LIKE IT IS.
If you've got an offbeat sense of humor, Acid Wit is for you. We find the humor in things like cancer, date-rape and child molestation, and make it into pretty greeting cards for you.
No more stuffy, sappy, cheesy, religious greeting cards. We tell it like it is, and we don't sugar-coat it for you.
And we're equal opportunity offenders here, so don't get mad at us :)
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If You Were a Zombie Card
Price$5.69
I Pooped Today! T-Shirt
Price$34.50
Number Two Dad Coffee Mug
Price$28.45
USA Drinking Team T-Shirt
Price$48.80
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Thank You for the Sh!tty Present Card
Sale Price $4.20. Original Price $5.59.
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way Card
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Please Die Soon Card
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I Love Food Stamps Bumper Sticker
Price$7.80
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You Are Horrible
Sale Price $6.08. Original Price $6.75.
Deadbeat Dad Coffee Mug
Price$28.50
I Pooped Today! 6 Cm Round Badge
Price$7.30
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I Hate Your Band
Sale Price $6.08. Original Price $6.75.
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LemonAIDS
Sale Price $6.08. Original Price $6.75.
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I want YOU -- to go to rehab
Sale Price $6.08. Original Price $6.75.
Razor Blades Card
Price$5.69
Suck It, Santa Holiday Card
Price$5.24
BRB! HOLIDAY CARD
Price$5.24
Celebrate Presents Holiday Card
Price$5.24