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TELL IT LIKE IT IS. If you've got an offbeat sense of humor, Acid Wit is for you. We find the humor in things like cancer, date-rape and child molestation, and make it into pretty greeting cards for you. No more stuffy, sappy, cheesy, religious greeting cards. We tell it like it is, and we don't sugar-coat it for you. And we're equal opportunity offenders here, so don't get mad at us :)
If You Were a Zombie Card
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If You Were a Zombie Card
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I want YOU -- to go to rehab
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I want YOU -- to go to rehab
Sale Price $6.08. Original Price $6.75.
Number Two Dad Coffee Mug
USA Drinking Team T-Shirt
You Are Horrible
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You Are Horrible
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I'm Sorry You Feel That Way Card
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I'm Sorry You Feel That Way Card
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Thank You for the Sh!tty Present
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Thank You for the Sh!tty Present
Sale Price $4.20. Original Price $5.59.
Please Die Soon Card
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Please Die Soon Card
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I Pooped Today! T-Shirt
LemonAIDS
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LemonAIDS
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I Hate Your Band
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I Hate Your Band
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Razor Blades Card
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Razor Blades Card
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BRB! HOLIDAY CARD
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BRB! HOLIDAY CARD
Sale Price $3.93. Original Price $5.24.
Celebrate Presents Holiday Card
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Celebrate Presents Holiday Card
Sale Price $3.93. Original Price $5.24.
Suck It, Santa Holiday Card
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Suck It, Santa Holiday Card
Sale Price $3.93. Original Price $5.24.