Zork-themed English Pronoun Flowchart Poster

It is pitch dark. You don't know which English pronoun to use. Don't panic! Strike a match and use this flow chart to find out whether you need to use we, ourselves, us, they, themselves, them, he, she, himself, him, herself, her, I, itself, it, myself, me, oneself, one, yourself, yourselves or you, or maybe look up a more exotic gender-neutral pronoun or dialectal plural 'you'. Each pronoun has one or more example sentences based on the classic 'you are likely to be eaten by a grue' first used in the text adventure Zork. The question nodes resemble the green-screen you may have played such text adventure games on, and the other shapes look somewhat like flame or smoke. Interrogative, relative, and possessive pronouns not included.