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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • >Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
    • Standard white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

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Welcome to the Disgruntled Genius Office Humour Store where HR stands for Humour Resources! Meet the newest member of the Angry Monkey family, The Wise Panda. He doesn't let the fact that his wisdom is better suited for fortune cookies than for corporate offices stop him from offering job advice to anyone who will listen. Remember if you are having trouble deciding whether or not you want to be an office drone all of your life: Trust your intuition the universe is guiding your life... "in bed". Because you should be at home in bed instead of working this stupid job.
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By E.15 November 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
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By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Big (21.6 cm x 28 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered
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By Nicole B.20 August 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Small (10.2 cm x 14.2 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Very impressed with the quality of my personalised birthday card. Also received it very quickly .

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Product ID: 137430930414944409
Added on 6/8/11, 6:03 am
Rating: G