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You suck at parking. (Leave under wiper blade)

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Signature UV Matte
  • 18 pt thickness/ 325 GSM
  • Bright white, matte finish
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Size: American Size Profile Card, 89 mm x 51 mm

When it comes to your business, don't wait for opportunity, create it! Make a lasting impression with quality cards that WOW.

  • Dimensions: 89 mm x 51 mm (portrait or landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double-sided printing for no additional cost
  • 100% satisfaction guarantee

Paper Type: Signature UV Matte

An upgrade from our Standard Matte, Signature UV Matte features a thicker and stiffer paper coated with a protective finish. It provides the perfect base for creating long-lasting, high-quality designs with robust colour and detail.

  • 18 pt thickness/ 325 GSM
  • Bright white, matte finish
  • UV coating adds an additional layer of protection
  • Made and printed in the USA

About This Design

You suck at parking. (Leave under wiper blade)

You suck at parking. (Leave under wiper blade)

Hey... You suck at parking Seriously. Business card size. Perfect for placing under someone's wiper blade. This version has less profanity and is less threatening than our classic card. The next time you see someone parked like an A-hole, wouldn't it be nice to have one of these cards to let them know how you feel?

Customer Reviews

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5 out of 5 stars rating
By Pretty P.9 November 2022Verified Purchase
Profile Card, Size: American, 89 mm x 51 mm, Paper: Standard Matte
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100% recommend these, stunning! The photos don't do them justice. Sooo pretty
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Adelaide B.17 September 2022Verified Purchase
Profile Card, Size: American, 89 mm x 51 mm, Paper: Standard Semi-Gloss
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I have ordered multiple lots of these cards and found them to be exactly what I had in mind, the quality is great. They look professional and neat and tidy. The card is not too thick but strong enough for the purpose. And recyclable! Printing is clear and as I expected.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Ricci F.10 November 2020Verified Purchase
Profile Card, Size: American, 89 mm x 51 mm, Paper: Standard Semi-Gloss
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Loved my cards for my jewellery business. Perfect and very clear

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Product ID: 240423509291408063
Added on 8/10/11, 4:14 pm
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