You Might Be A Marylander Postcard

You Might Be A Marylander ...If You Understand This: We Merrliners luv the Rayvuns an the Oreos, an goan downy oshun to swim in the Uhlanic. Napliss is err state captul. Ballmer is a great city, an we also love the Chespeek bay. The Chespeek is noown fer krebs an ersters. In the spring we plant flares, an give em plenny of wooder. We cut err grace with paramores, an have an ice code Naddy Bo when whur dun. In the summer, we go downa Oshun City to hang out own the berdwalk, an enjoy the seegoals. It can get vury code in the winner, but we can always go skeen an i skatun. Merrliners are vury frenly, so if you meet one, jus say, HEY DEER HON!