You Know You've Been Married (add years) When ... Coffee Mug

This is a great wedding anniversary gift for a couple who have been married for ANY number of years because you can edit ALL the text, including the reasons. Meanwhile our reasons are as follows: ___________________________________________________________________________ The list (you can edit): ___________________________________________________________________________ 1. You feel like your right arm is missing when spouse is away ___________________________________________________________________________ 2. You go to the toilet while the other cleans their teeth ___________________________________________________________________________ 3. You share a toothbrush when needs must ___________________________________________________________________________ 4. You would donate a kidney if the other needed it ___________________________________________________________________________ 5. You finish each others sentences ___________________________________________________________________________ 6. You no longer notice when they break wind ___________________________________________________________________________ 7. You get each other the same anniversary card by mistake ___________________________________________________________________________ 8. You both forget your anniversary ___________________________________________________________________________ 9. Your idea of heaven is a break from their snoring ___________________________________________________________________________ 10. You'd rather go for a nap than a weekend break ___________________________________________________________________________ CHECK ALL Spellings before ordering.