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You Don't Need Botox

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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s Customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
    • Blank white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

About This Design

You Don't Need Botox

You Don't Need Botox

This funny card is our answer to this youth-obsessed society we live in. It says, "People like us never need botox, fillers, or lifts, because people like us never get wrinkles." On the inside it says, 'We get "F*ck You' lines." Send this funny card to anyone you know who's fretting about the aging process or is fed up with trying to stay eternally 22 with the figure of a pre-pubescent boy. By the way, this is the cleaned up version with the asterisk replacing a letter. If you want to see the other version, you'll need to be signed into Zazzle with a PG-13 account.
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Product ID: 137852273753325625
Added on 17/5/12, 6:00 pm
Rating: G