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You Don't Need Botox

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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • >Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
    • Standard white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

About This Design

You Don't Need Botox

You Don't Need Botox

This funny card is our answer to this youth-obsessed society we live in. It says, "People like us never need botox, fillers, or lifts, because people like us never get wrinkles." On the inside it says, 'We get "F*ck You' lines." Send this funny card to anyone you know who's fretting about the aging process or is fed up with trying to stay eternally 22 with the figure of a pre-pubescent boy. By the way, this is the cleaned up version with the asterisk replacing a letter. If you want to see the other version, you'll need to be signed into Zazzle with a PG-13 account.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.4K Total Reviews
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By E.15 November 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Big (21.6 cm x 28 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered
5 out of 5 stars rating
By J.19 February 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Big (21.6 cm x 28 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Great researching old photos and creating a memorable card for my ex boss. She loves pink by the way! Great quality and images were clear, highly recommended for that personal touch

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Product ID: 137852273753325625
Added on 17/5/12, 6:00 pm
Rating: G