World's Okayest Birder Plaque

How do you rate your own skills as a birder? If you've been at it a while, you might actually be very, very good, especially compared to eager newbies. But how good are you, really? You enjoy yourself, you get out when you can, which isn't as much as you'd like, and you know all the birds at your patch inside and out. But you're no field guide author. No festival leader. You're okay, right? This is a funny design for birders of all skill levels, really. Customise this! Move the text around, change the background colour or style, add your own text -- you can really make this your own!