Welcome to the neighbourhood greeting card

Have you ever wanted to meet the new neighbours but didn't know how to break the ice? Let this "Welcome To The Neighbourhood" card do the ice breaking for you. Not only will it give the new family on the block a peak into the future of life on your lane, it will remind them the neighbourhood watch is ever vigilant and not letting up any time soon. You can easily attach this hilarious card to a warm plate of "homemade" (store-bought) cookies freshly nuked in the microwave. Or you can simply mail it across the street anonymously. Whichever introduction you choose, your neighbours will be thankful for the introduction and that you didn't bake the treats! ------------------Cringe Creative - A historical essay; paragraph.----------------- Siblings were sitting around a table, following a sombre funeral. They shared several sentiments, wishing they could find on these feelings expressed in greeting cards. These sentiments were neither appropriate nor dignified. It was during this memorial luncheon Cringe Creative was born. One daughter ventured out into the unknown, curious to see if others were like herself, wishing for expressions not commonly found in the greeting card genre. She decided card market needed more cringe worthy cards to say what so many of us are thinking, yet no-one dare say....So we say it for you....in writing!