We don't believe in political jokes t-shirt

Tired of pretending it's all just satire? This shirt isn’t funny — it’s observational trauma with font choice. Featuring the brutally honest statement “We don’t believe in political jokes. We’ve seen too many get elected,” this design delivers bipartisan side-eye so potent it might qualify as a third party. Wear it when: You need something to say everything while saying nothing legally actionable. You’re surrounded by people who swear their guy is different. You want to laugh, but all your hope fell into the pothole outside city hall. It’s not red or blue — it’s burnt-out beige, with a hint of existential despair.