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Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

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  • Available in 325 ml or 443 ml
  • Dimensions:
    • 325 ml: 8.1 cm D x 9.7 cm H
    • 443 ml: 8.6 cm D x 11.4 cm H
  • Microwave and dishwasher safe
  • Use caution when removing the mug from the microwave. Use a pot holder or glove as necessary if it is too hot to the touch. Do not microwave an empty mug
  • Strong, ceramic construction
  • Meets FDA requirements for food and beverage safety
  • Do not overfill and be careful with hot liquids that may scald
  • Keep out of reach of children when filled with hot liquid

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Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

Vostok Logo Mug – Access Denied Until Caffeinated

Start your mission the right way — with caffeine and plausible deniability. This sleek ceramic mug features the stylised Vostok Directive logo stamped over a classified document background, paired with the bold proclamation: “Access Denied Until Caffeinated.” Perfect for late-night hackers, rogue journalists, and under-caffeinated agents everywhere. Whether you’re decrypting a regime-toppling file or just surviving a Monday meeting, this mug sends a clear message: no access without coffee. ✔️ Dishwasher safe ✔️ Surveillance resistant (mostly) ✔️ Designed for operational beverages only Brew responsibly. Contents may include secrets.
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By Leanne G.4 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 444 ml
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Very happy with the outcome of prints.. Just note just hoping they don’t wear off like my last mug. Thanku. The wording on the mug appears 10/10👍Thanku
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Sharon C.29 January 2021 • Verified Purchase
Classic Mug, 444 ml
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The quality of these larger mugs is very good. I have been putting mine through the dishwasher all the time and it shows no signs of fading or dulling. Ergonomically these are lovely to hold and have fast become my favourite mug for a big cup of tea or coffee. Totally recommend getting the tea infuser with the mug especially if you like using loose leaf tea, which always tastes better from my experience and is better for the environment. Printing was good, bright and most importantly accurately matches the colouring shown on the website.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By A.3 December 2018 • Verified Purchase
Combo Mug, 325 ml
Zazzle Reviewer Program
Exactly as advertised. Amazed by the fast delivery, within a week and to my door, how easy is that ! Packaging secure and safe. Product as seen on website. Everything perfect. This first time customer will be back ! Purchased one for me and two as gifts. Product Perfect. Colour perfect too.

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