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Until Death Do You Part

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  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s Customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • All-sided printing for no additional cost
  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
    • Blank white envelopes included

Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

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Until Death Do You Part

Until Death Do You Part

Anyone who's gone through a divorce knows how painful it can be. It's one of those times when you could really use a laugh. This funny, sarcastic divorce card fills that bill. The bright orange-red card has big bold white letters on the front that say, "It's really NOT FAIR. He promised to love you until death do you part--" Then on the inside it says, "And then refused to DIE." It's dark, it's funny, and it's just what the doctor ordered. Send this funny divorce card to someone who's going through a breakup and bring a little levity to a bad situation.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.4K Total Reviews
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Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
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By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Big (21.6 cm x 28 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered
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By Nicole B.20 August 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Small (10.2 cm x 14.2 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
Very impressed with the quality of my personalised birthday card. Also received it very quickly .

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Product ID: 137606962004338963
Added on 10/8/12, 6:00 pm
Rating: G