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'Unmanageable Hair' Funny Sobriety Card

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (portrait) or 17.8 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.62 cm x 10.16 cm (portrait) or 10.16 cm x 7.62 cm (landscape)
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'Unmanageable Hair' Funny Sobriety Card

'Unmanageable Hair' Funny Sobriety Card

In the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous," Step 1 states: “We admitted we were powerless over alcohol – that our lives had become unmanageable.” For any of us who have experienced a bad hair day (and who hasn’t – unless you’re bald and every day is a no-hair day) we can relate to how powerless that can make you feel. Many of us are inclined to hit our knees and ask God for a good conditioner. Give this card for any occasion - a sobriety birthday/anniversary, to a trudging buddy who could use a little Rogaine, or for that gal who you fantasize about shaving her head and making your own wig out of the cuttings. Card is blank inside in case you'd like to hot glue some of your own mangy hairs.
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
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By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered
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By Lyn B.19 December 2021 • Verified Purchase
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This was exactly what was wanted for my piano crazy grandson! He is self taught & is now having lessons by a top teacher and has been asked to play at various venues in the US! We are so proud of him and this card was so just right for him! I couldn’t tell because I had it sent directly to him because I am in Australia & he is in the US but he said it was beautiful!!

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Product ID: 137114952853362089
Added on 17/2/16, 6:02 pm
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