Truth Monster 710 Ml Water Bottle

It's like Newton said: "We scientists are like children playing on the seashore, all-the-while a hulking personification of Truth lurks over our shoulder snorting truth-breath onto the back of our neck. And if someday, someone whipped that up in clip art, it would be pretty darn swell." Not really something you're going to find engraved on the frieze of a library, but whattayagonna do? You go to work with the metaphor you have. Clip art scientist working at the bench, all-the-while a hulking personification of Truth lurks over his/her shoulder snorting truth-breath onto the back of his/her neck. Customisable.