too wimpy T-Shirt

A monkey with a pen can create a t-shirt but only the rarest talents can transform screen printing on cotton to a transcendent art form. The genius of this shirt is that it posits the wearer as a messiah of affirmation and radiant positivity. Buy this shirt and know what it feels to be a demi-god, conferring the awesome on all you encounter with benevolent kindness. Better yet, order two and double the impact of all that is good, beautiful and right upon your fellow man. The photo is a touch more scarlet than the actual print, but that has no effect on the garments awesomeness.

The undeniable incisiveness of this garment cuts like a hot knife through the butter of ordinary, pedestrian t-shirt statements. This shirt burns with the white-hot intensity of pure unmitigated truth and when you wear it, crowded streets clear before you, bowing down before your obvious superiority and acknowledging the affirmation you bestow on the like-minded. Epic-ish. Not quite the scarlet intensity of the photo but certainly awesome nonetheless.

The Shirt itself is a really nice, high quality material. Its quite thick and the colour is spot on whats in the pictures. The print is 100% what I wanted and the overall product is amazing. I ordered a 2XL which is already pretty big, it came a lot larger than I expected so next time i would order a smaller size, but thats down to me. It came just in time and the staff were super helpful in speeding up the shipping process for me so it would arrive on time. The printing turned out better than i could've imagined. I was very skeptical at first and wasnt sure how it was going to look, but it honestly looks awesome. So happy with it :)