TIA - Dibs T-Shirt

Apocalypse-chic meets narrative awareness. This isn’t just a t-shirt — it’s a survival strategy. Rock your love for The Infernal Age with the full-colour cover art boldly printed on the front, and the darkly hilarious quote: “Dibs on being the sole surviving protagonist!” …splayed across the back like a last laugh in Act III. Whether you’re navigating a dystopian wasteland, a hellish alternate dimension, or just the local bookstore, this shirt says: ✔️ I read genre fiction ✔️ I know how the story ends ✔️ And I’ve already called dibs 🖤 Perfect for: Conventions, signings & launch parties Fans of meta-humour and final-girl energy Anyone who appreciates eldritch horror with a wink Soft. Striking. Possibly cursed. Suit up. The narrative isn't going to survive itself.