This is what awesome looks like T-Shirt

Are you so awesome you feel the need to prepare and tell everyone about it? I am as well, so I made a tee for us. Sometimes the awesome in me is so overwhelming, people don't know what is happening. I am an awesome person, an awesome dancer, the greatest lover... I ooze awesomeness. I tried to hide it once, I just suck at it and the consequences were dire. Sometimes I even thing it is contagious, because all people around me are so awesome as well. It must be me, what else could it be.