Thermite T-Shirt

OK so everyone knows the 'ring of fire' effect of eating something bland like a vindaloo! But if you still need to spice things up when others are on the floor crying and asking why you would eat such a thing then this is for you! Perfect for those science geeks who love a decent curry! Your average 'laaaaad' might boast about having gone out and made it most of the way through what he claims was a Phaal but you know it was really a Tikka only too be followed by six litres of water not knowing that water just spreads the awesome burning sensation caused by such a mild curry! However not everyone is so delicate! It is up to us chilli pepper addicted pioneers pushing the envelope of gastronomical S&M that makes the chemical burn scene in Fight Club look as tame as a childs cartoon. If you don't have a Phd in noxious foods & chemicals then you might be interested to know that Thermite is a powder that when ignited with a magnesium flare is impossible to extinguish and will burn under water and is so hot will make ice explode. Naturally then it is most often used to weld train tracks! Show your commitment to eating curries that are hot enough to weld steel! Buy it now! :D