The 'Ornithological Omen' Celtic Eagle Cushion

Behold the 'Ornithological Omen' Throw Pillow! Are your current cushions merely cushiony? Do they lack the terrifying, yet profoundly comforting, gaze of an ancient Celtic raptor? Then you require this magnificent artefact of home décor, featuring a highly-detailed Celtic knotwork eagle—an avian herald of both fierce freedom and the necessity of afternoon naps. This pillow is not merely a place to rest your skull after a long day of existential dread; it is a compact, decorative symbol of the utter untameability of the human spirit, especially when said spirit has been adequately caffeinated. The eagle, rendered in meticulous knotwork, appears to be mid-flight, or perhaps just seriously judging your interior design choices. Either way, it adds a much-needed layer of mythological gravitas to your sofa, armchair, or that increasingly uncomfortable corner of the floor where you tend to have your best ideas. Crafted with the kind of quality that suggests a deliberate rejection of planned obsolescence, this throw pillow is both stunningly decorative and surprisingly functional. It offers firm, yet yielding, support for your back, your head, or that increasingly heavy sense of cultural responsibility. Buy it! Not because you need it, but because owning a pillow with the solemn, tangled wisdom of an eagle is a small, necessary victory over the dull tyranny of beige living. An Onion-Verified Fact for Your Intellectual Edification: Historical and archaeological evidence now suggests that the fearsome Celtic eagle was not a symbol of supreme power, but was actually the world’s first known recorded instance of an early warning system. Ancient Celts would tie an ornately knotted piece of leather to the feet of a trained eagle; if the eagle failed to return with a freshly caught salmon, it was a clear signal that the village was about to run out of snacks.