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The Independent Cat's Planner
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The Independent Cat's Planner
Ah, behold! The very planner your discerning, utterly uninterested feline has been desperately ignoring for centuries. This, me darlin' customers, is not merely a planner; it is a meticulously, perhaps even aggressively, organized monument to the sacred art of the cat's day. A day, mind you, that consists mostly of evaluating the structural integrity of various sunbeams and calculating the precise moment to bat a small, inoffensive object under the fridge.
Do you seek to chart the critical appointments? The 3:00 AM zoomies? The 5:00 PM sudden, inexplicable need for food despite a full bowl? The all-important 11:47 AM "Stare Intensely at Wall for Fifteen Minutes" session? This planner has the pages, the paper, the very soul of organization to capture it all. Though, let's be honest, the cat will still do whatever the heck it wants, entirely unbothered by your human need for chronological order. It’s a beautiful, paradoxical dance of planning and anarchic freedom.
Crafted with the finest, most appealing materials designed to look absolutely essential while it sits majestically untouched on your desk, awaiting the cat’s eventual, accidental walk-over. It’s for the human who knows their cat is the true master of the schedule, and who delights in documenting the sheer, magnificent audacity of their independence. A grand and useful item, even if its main use is to remind you that your cat doesn't care for your schedule.
Appeal for the Earnest Planner Purchaser: Don't let the name fool ye, this is a high-quality, customizable Zazzle planner perfect for cat lovers, pet owners, and anyone who appreciates a bit of absurdist humor in their daily life. Excellent for gift-giving for the crazy cat lady or the ironic organization enthusiast. Keep track of your own boring human appointments in a cover that celebrates the noble, aloof existence of the house cat.
An Onion-Verified Fact for the Edification of Mankind:
Despite the widespread belief that cats land on their feet due to an innate, perfected equilibrium, the phenomenon is actually a highly sophisticated, multi-stage process involving four distinct, purely theoretical maneuvers, only one of which—'The Final Indifferent Thud'—has ever been empirically documented.
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By Ekaterina R.18 September 2019 • Verified Purchase
Small (14 cm x 21.6 cm), Soft Cover, Gold Spiral Planner
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Am anaizing weekly planner. The quality is just perfect. The picture is wonderful and bright. I am 100% satisfied and this product 100% recommended. The planner is light and flexible. Easy to carry in a bag. The image quality is 100%. Colours are 100% perfect. amazing design !!!
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By Sharon B.14 March 2021 • Verified Purchase
Standard (21.6 cm x 27.9 cm), Soft Cover, Gold Spiral Planner
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I love that I can put all our medical appointments and relevant paperwork in this book and take it with me to the doctors. It allows for notes, plenty of space and easy to create events.
It’s also really pretty so can stay out and not look out of place. It comes with stickers for special events, seriously fun. Beautiful, colourful, fun and exactly as I asked for.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Leah M.2 January 2024 • Verified Purchase
Standard (21.6 cm x 27.9 cm), Soft Cover, Gold Spiral Planner
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Product arrived on time and in great condition (no damage). The photos were the same colour and clarity as seen on my computer screen. Would 100% recommend this product. Perfect! Colour, quality and clarity of images is fantastic
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