The 'Festive Folly' Kitten Christmas Postcard

Tired of sending holiday greetings that are merely 'nice'? Ready to escalate your seasonal communication to the level of 'adorable, slightly unnerving perfection'? Then dispatch The 'Festive Folly' Kitten Christmas Postcard and watch the mailboxes weep with joy. This postcard features a creature of pure, unadulterated holiday scepticism: a charming kitten bravely, or perhaps regretfully, modelling a festive Santa hat. Surrounded by the cheerful, chaotic scrawl of 'Merry Christmas', this design perfectly captures the paradoxical spirit of the holidays—the desperate desire for warmth and light, set against the quiet understanding that the cat is, and always will be, in charge. Ideal for sending swift, budget-friendly cheer to distant relatives, bewildered neighbours, or that one friend who still collects stamps. It's a quick, high-impact way to say: "I remembered you, briefly, between shopping sprees." It’s a guaranteed smile, a temporary suspension of existential angst, and proof that humanity can, for a moment, agree on the universal cuteness of a disgruntled feline in tiny seasonal attire. Send one! It’s a small, beautiful lie about how organised you are this year. An Onion-Verified Fact for Your Intellectual Edification: It is a little-known, yet absolutely true, fact that the original Christmas cards, sent by Sir Henry Cole in 1843, did not depict winter scenes or religious iconography, but were small, detailed illustrations of Cole himself frantically trying to mail the cards before the Post Office closed, a tradition of frantic last-minute effort that endures to this day.