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The Critical Tapir Does Not Approve Bottle Cooler

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Koozie not keeping your beer can cold? Coozie making you crazy? Instead, grab a Zazzle insulated bottle cooler. Not only is this beer sleeve fully customisable on the front, back, and bottom, but it is also made of a special high-density material for extra insulation. With all the stress of the modern world, sometimes it's not easy to chill out. But luckily we've got a remedy for you, a fully customisable bottle cooler. Keep your hands warm, your bottle cold, and your spirit 100% chill.

  • Fits any standard 340 g bottle
  • Dimensions: 7.62 cm D x 17.78 cm H
  • Customise all sides, including the bottom
  • Edge-to-edge full-colour print to flatter the most beautiful of designs
  • Sturdy zipper makes it easy to take on and off
  • Made from high-density open cell polyurethane foam
  • Collapsible foam material makes for easy storage
  • Great volume discounts for weddings, tailgates, and special events
  • Proudly made in the USA

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The Critical Tapir Does Not Approve Bottle Cooler

The Critical Tapir Does Not Approve Bottle Cooler

The Critical Tapir is a character who represents the critical taper model in geodynamics, which describes the processes that maintain a wedge, such as an accretionary wedge at a subduction zone. This drink sleeve features a judgmental tapir giving a thumbs down, pictured in front of a schematic model of the critical taper angle. The text reads "The Critical Tapir does not approve of your disequilibrium," but you can edit it to say whatever you choose! What does he disapprove of today? Be sure to check out the back! There's a space for your own name and custom message! If you don't want to have your name printed on the sleeve, just delete the text in the box to the right.
Wollastonite's Geology Shop
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Product ID: 256423696310532620
Added on 14/2/15, 7:01 pm
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