The Alpine Giant: Greater Swiss Mountain Dog Notebook

Before internal combustion, if you wanted half a butchered cow moved across a freezing Alpine pass, you didn't buy a truck, you hired a dog roughly the size of a loveseat. The Greater Swiss Mountain Dog—the heaviest and oldest of the four Swiss Sennenhund breeds—is not a creature of frivolous pursuits. They are draught animals. They pulled massive dairy carts over cobbles. They almost went entirely extinct by the late 19th century until a canine researcher named Albert Heim realised the absolute tragedy of losing Europe's most stoic work dog and hauled the breed back from the brink in 1908. This notebook bears the face of that survivor. Look at the immense, heavy-set skull and the precise tricolor markings captured on the dark cover. The deep rust and striking white against absolute black. It is an expression of massive, unbothered confidence. You cannot write trivial nonsense in a notebook watched over by a Swissie. It demands weightier matters. Field notes. Farm ledgers. Draughts of angry letters to the editor. The spiral binding actually lays flat so you can write without wrestling the pages, which is infinitely easier than trying to move a sleeping 140-pound Swissie off the kitchen rug. The paper holds ink without bleeding. The printing is sharp enough to count the whiskers. Leave it on your desk. Stare into the face of a dog whose bark can literally rattle windowpanes.