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Thanks for Staying Home This Christmas Holiday Card

4.8 out of 5 stars rating
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm L x 17.8 cm H (portrait); 17.8 cm L x 12.7 cm H (landscape)
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add photos and text for no additional charge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

About This Design

Thanks for Staying Home This Christmas Holiday Card

Thanks for Staying Home This Christmas Holiday Card

This isn’t your Hallmark moment—it’s a holiday reality check. Featuring bold script that reads “Christmas isn’t the same without you” alongside a laughing woman who clearly isn’t missing anyone, this card is equal parts festive and savage. Perfect for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who deserves a sarcastic holiday shoutout.
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Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars rating9.5K Total Reviews
7928 total 5-star reviews1174 total 4-star reviews212 total 3-star reviews80 total 2-star reviews95 total 1-star reviews
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3 out of 5 stars rating
By Cat S.24 August 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Good quality but I was disappointed as I thought I was buying a proper card, not a postcard. Hence it is useless to me. It was called a flat card, which I thought meant a card! .
3 out of 5 stars rating
By Cat S.24 August 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 10.8 cm x 14 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Disappointing as I thought I was buying a folded card, not a postcard. Turns out flat card, means postcard! Nothing wrong with the quality just not what I wanted. 😔.
3 out of 5 stars rating
By Cat S.24 August 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Disappointing purchase as I thought I was getting a folded card, not a postcard. Useless for what I wanted. Waste of money. Also printing appeared slightly off centre.

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Product ID: 256538527202676227
Added on 24/8/25, 2:56 pm
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