Steampunk - Temporal Flux Ceramic Ornament

They said it couldn't be done, but I did it. I built a time machine. Not only that but it runs on steam, all i need to do is increase the power to 44RPM, and off I go. There is little point to living int the past, so I only move around in the future. After all i wouldn't want to mess up my reality. I have a plan to take over the world, piece by piece, era by era. Cleverly disguising myself as I go, I will implant propaganda and convince the masses to believe what I want them to believe. The advantage to a time machine of course is, I can travel to the future to see if my past self did a good job or not. Or if I need to go even further back to start to the plan.