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Life is like a garden. It's stupid and I hate it.
When I do this you sound smarter.
Mean drunk. Super cute, of course, but still mean
On a scale of ten to ten how ten am I?
Princesses fart
Quick! Give me your opinion!
I wish this was poison
I love you except when you're a dick
Say heck because it's not a swear like fuck.
This is just milk and vitamins and shit.
Spend hours on your hair.
That was just the alcohol talking.
When life gives you lemons you're a dick.
You should see how hot my mom is
Your gross face doesn't bother me because I'm nice
Bet someday I give a shit
Bitch but on me it's cute
Bitchy but adorable live with it
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