Shhh I Don't Exist, Funny Christmas T-Shirt

Santa Claus is wondering why you're waiting at the window for him to come put toys under your tree? He's also curious why you murdered and dragged that filthy tree in the house, then hung shiny balls, bows and miniature Santas from it. Is that some sort of sick shrine? But, he's mostly concerned that you're hanging your ugly socks out in hopes that he'll put trinkets inside... He hopes you know that makes you look crazy. He thinks maybe it's just the eggnog, but he said if he sees you on the roof again with those tiny lightbulbs, or if you try to sit on him and ask for crap - he's calling the police!