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Direct Communication for the Verbally Excessive Calling Card

4.7 out of 5 stars rating
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17.5 pt thickness / 324 GSM weight
Light eggshell white, uncoated matte finish

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Size: American, 89 mm x 51 mm

Hey, I just met you and this is crazy, but here's my custom calling card, so call me maybe?

  • Dimensions: 89 mm x 51 mm; American business card size
  • Full colour CMYK print process
  • Double sided printing for no additional cost
  • 100% satisfaction guarantee

Paper Type: Standard Matte

A classic, all around paper with a natural feel and an uncoated matte finish; our Standard Matte stands the test of time. Elegant and understated, colours print softer and more subtle.

  • 17.5 pt thickness / 324 GSM weight
  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
  • Paper is easy to write on and won't smudge

About This Design

Direct Communication for the Verbally Excessive Calling Card

Direct Communication for the Verbally Excessive Calling Card

For those moments when words fail (or you'd rather not use your own), this business card gets straight to the point. Featuring a polite (yet firm) request of "Please shut up" at the top, followed by escalating levels of urgency: "Seriously," "Turn your volume off," "Shut your mouth," "Silence," and culminating in "For the love of God stop talking." The reverse side features a universally understood yellow shushing emoji with a finger to its lips. Perfect for the perpetually loud talker in your life, noisy neighbours, or as a humourous way to express your need for some peace and quiet.
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Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5 stars rating635 Total Reviews
531 total 5-star reviews52 total 4-star reviews15 total 3-star reviews8 total 2-star reviews29 total 1-star reviews
635 Reviews
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By Andrea M.23 September 2023 • Verified Purchase
Calling Card, Size: Mini, 76 mm x 25 mm, Paper: Standard Semi-Gloss, Corner: Squared
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Arrived super fast. Great quality and perfect for labelling my market products. Clear writing and cute picture. Great quality printing.
4 out of 5 stars rating
By Jodie W.27 February 2023 • Verified Purchase
Calling Card, Size: Mighty, 89 mm x 64 mm, Paper: Standard Matte, Corner: Squared
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Absolutely looove these cards. Just a pity jewellery was misspelled. I will ensure I check this when I order again. Thanks heaps. Love them! Awesome. Very happy.
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Paula G.21 May 2024 • Verified Purchase
Calling Card, Size: Mighty, 89 mm x 64 mm, Paper: Standard Matte, Corner: Rounded
I ordered on the 17th of April and I am still waiting for this order to arrive, not reliable as I needed to participate in a market and i couldn't display a lot of the jewellery as I didnt have enough displays. The product is beautiful as I ordered before and well design.

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Product ID: 256425061435942033
Added on 21/4/23, 7:00 pm
Rating: G