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Schist Happens Can Cooler

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Koozie not keeping your beer can cold? Coozie making you crazy? Instead, grab a Zazzle insulated can cooler. Not only is this beer sleeve fully customisable on the front, back, and bottom, but it is also made of special high-density material for extra insulation. With all the stress of the modern world, sometimes it's not easy to chill out. But luckily we've got a remedy for you, a fully customisable can cooler. Keep your hands warm, your cans cold, and your spirit 100% chill.

  • Fits any standard 340 g cans
  • Dimensions: 7.62 cm D x 9.52 cm H
  • Customise all sides, including the bottom
  • Edge-to-edge full-colour print to flatter the most beautiful of designs
  • Made from high-density open-cell polyurethane foam
  • Collapsible foam material makes for easy storage
  • Great volume discounts for weddings, tailgates, and special events
  • Proudly made in the USA

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Schist Happens Can Cooler

Schist Happens Can Cooler

This geology-themed can sleeve features the classic, corny phrase "Schist Happens," a pun variation on another common saying. The design is in bold, white block letters on a black background. There are two lines of text on the back, where you can add your own name or short message, so nobody will take your drink! If you don't want to add a custom name, just delete the text in the box on the right. If you want to change the black background colour, click on "Customise it!" and select "Design Area: Background" from the dropdown menu on the right.
Wollastonite's Geology Shop
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4.7 out of 5 stars rating1.3K Total Reviews
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Product ID: 256382151452563559
Added on 7/2/15, 12:02 am
Rating: G