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Retro Couple - If I Give You a Straw...,

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Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm)

Birthdays or holidays, good days or hard days, Zazzle’s customised greeting cards are the perfect way to convey your wishes on any occasion. Add a photo or pick a design and brighten someone’s day with a simple “hi”!

  • >Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm (5" x 7") portrait or 17.8 cm x 12. 7 cm (7" x 5") landscape
  • Full colour CMYK print process
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  • Printable area on the back of the card is 7.6 cm x 10.2 cm (portrait) or 10.2 x 7.6 cm (landscape)
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Paper Type: Matte

The most popular paper choice, Matte’s eggshell texture is soft to the touch with a smooth finish that provides the perfect backdrop for your chosen designs.

  • Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
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About This Design

Retro Couple - If I Give You a Straw...,

Retro Couple - If I Give You a Straw...,

A retro man and woman at an outdoor party are sipping a grape-flavoued drink concoction on ice to cool off. She sips hers from a glass using a straw and glances to the side as if she's been gossiping about someone else who's there. The man looks at her and says, "If I give you a straw, will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?" The inside of the card is blank for your own message.
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4.9 out of 5 stars rating7.4K Total Reviews
6764 total 5-star reviews495 total 4-star reviews71 total 3-star reviews26 total 2-star reviews33 total 1-star reviews
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Folded Card, Size: Standard (12.7 cm x 17.8 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Lovely quality cards. Nice to get a real traditional Chrismassy theme in Australia, not the beach and Australian animals stuff. Excellent, would use again
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By Angela M.16 November 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Card, Size: Big (21.6 cm x 28 cm), Paper: Signature Matte
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Easy to order Good price Quick delivery. Card came out exactly as ordered
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By Nicole B.20 August 2025 • Verified Purchase
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Very impressed with the quality of my personalised birthday card. Also received it very quickly .

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Product ID: 137015587403834497
Added on 24/9/17, 9:38 am
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