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Retirement Congrats, Funny - You're Such a Quitter Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Thank you, hello, or I love you, custom greeting cards are thoughtful gifts that are always the perfect way to express yourself.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
  • Full color CMYK print process
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Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

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Retirement Congrats, Funny - You're Such a Quitter Card

Retirement Congrats, Funny - You're Such a Quitter Card

Congratulate someone on their retirement with this fun typography style card which jokingly states, "I CAN"T BELIEVE IT! You are such the ultimate QUITTER" in bold white, yellow, and black letters on turquoise background. Headline is followed by smaller caption in white (but, I admit “retiring” is a pretty good excuse.). inside has the following message (but can be customised to fit your needs). Seriously, your long-awaited freedom is well deserved! Congratulations on your retirement!
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By Sharon C.9 July 2020 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Small, 10.2 cm x 14.2 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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Great little gift card. Love the dog jumping out of the frame of the illustration with a chicken in its mouth. I would suggest this is a gift for an art lover who is familiar with the work of the artist Edvard Munch as the joke can be a bit lost on someone with no art history knowledge. The quality of this smaller card size is great and a perfect card to go with a smaller sized gift. The card is very well printed and the colours are true to the image on the website.
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By Domenica D.24 August 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Hi So So happy with this card. Quality excellent and just that bit different. Thank you .
5 out of 5 stars rating
By Domenica D.24 August 2025 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Hi Excellent quality and just that bit different. Thank you.

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Added on 2/7/22, 10:36 am
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