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'Resentment is the #1 Offender'Funny Sobriety Card

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Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

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  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm x 17.78 cm (portrait); 17.78 cm x 12.7 cm (landscape)
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'Resentment is the #1 Offender'Funny Sobriety Card

'Resentment is the #1 Offender'Funny Sobriety Card

“Resentment is the ‘number one’ offender” is found on page 64 of the "Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous" as they’re talking about Step 4. And on page 66 they even call resentment “infinitely grave,” and “fatal.” This may be true, but for anyone who has ever been locked in a room with someone who has devoured a monstrous bean-infused 7-layer burrito, death may actually be a welcome alternative to this noxious anal volcano. Front of card reads: ‘Resentment is the #1 offender.’ Inside of card reads: ‘Well, that and the aftermath of a 7 layer burrito’
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By Cat S.21 November 2024 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
Beautiful card and good quality.
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By DARREN W.6 June 2022 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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The ude of a completely personal and very up-to-date concept using the Avatar this card will be the perfect way for me to send my love you & miss you greetings whilst I am away. Perfect print and very clear
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By Lisa U.21 November 2021 • Verified Purchase
Folded Greeting Card, Size: Standard, 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Envelopes: White
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A beautiful card. Highest quality materials and print. Misunderstood the explanation of the gold accent. I took it as the design would be metallic in its appearance. Still a lovely card and I am extremely happy with it overall. Perfect, only that I expected the gold to be metallic.

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Added on 17/2/16, 11:05 pm
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