Real Men Don't Use Emoji's Watch

Real men don’t ask for directions. Real men don’t wear pink. Real men don’t eat vegan. Real men don’t drink light beer (especially Bud Light). And, above all else: REAL MEN DON’T USE EMOJI’S. PERIOD. So if you’re a man and you are adorning your written communications with those stupid little laughing, crying, grimacing, shrugging, whatever, cartoons……KNOCK IT OFF. Or your Man Card will be permanently revoked.