Please Consult the Cat: I’m Off Duty Tote Bag

• 𝗘𝘀𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗴𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗲𝗿𝗽𝗲𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘂𝗻𝗮𝘃𝗮𝗶𝗹𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 • 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗲𝗰𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗿𝘆𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗰𝗮𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝘀𝘂𝗹𝘁𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 • 𝗙𝘂𝗻𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗺𝗲𝗲𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗶𝘁𝘂𝗱𝗲 Why explain yourself when your tote can do the work? Spacious, sturdy, and unapologetically snarky, this bag delivers the perfect excuse to duck out of obligations. Room for books, snacks, and maybe even cat treats, it’s a practical essential wrapped in witty charm. Bonus: your cat will approve (probably). Pairs seamlessly with other UL shop favourites for the full off-duty vibe — because if you’re going to be unavailable, you might as well make it official.