Pawn Magnet

Yep, that pretty much sums it up. In life and love, business and pleasure, we are, all of us, pawns (that is, assuming you're not one of the nine albino Free Masons who control the world from their underground fortress deep in the mountains of what was once Cisalpine Gaul. If so, let's talk). Be that as it may, your LabKitty Pawn item will help you grind though your demoralising day job. A reminder that you may be an expendable tool, commanded to and fro by your immediate captain of industry, but your snark-foo remains unbroken.