O'Really - Practical UNIX Terrorism T-Shirt

A rehash of an old idea, this T-shirt says "I may not have been to the original SummerCon way back when, but I still know the score." Or maybe it doesn't. Either way, it's a good T-shirt for scaring people with at job interviews for systems administration jobs at large corporate or financial institutions. They don't hire people like you (strictly shirts and suits, no trainers or sandals), but you've had the tour around the offices, noticed the large amount of passwords written in easy-to-read block capitals on postit notes. What's more, they know you've seen them. They know they can't afford to not hire you now. You know it, they know it. All that's left to discuss is how much you're going to let them get away with paying you. Aren't you glad you bought this T-shirt?