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Not Merry. Not Bright. Just Cat. — Funny Holiday Card

4.8 out of 5 stars rating
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18 pt thickness / 120 lb weight Soft white, soft eggshell texture
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Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm

Spread joy, share cheer, merry everything and a happy always! Holiday cards designed to brighten up the entire year.

  • Dimensions: 12.7 cm L x 17.8 cm H (portrait); 17.8 cm L x 12.7 cm H (landscape)
  • High quality, full-colour, full-bleed printing on both sides
  • Add photos and text for no additional charge

Paper Type: Signature Matte

Our Signature Matte paper is a customer favorite—smooth to the touch with a soft eggshell texture that elevates any design. Its sturdy 18 pt weight and natural feel make it the ideal choice for timeless, sophisticated events.

  • Exclusively made for Zazzle
  • Made and Printed in the USA
  • FSC® Certified—sourced from responsibly managed forests that protect both people and planet

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Not Merry. Not Bright. Just Cat. — Funny Holiday Card

Not Merry. Not Bright. Just Cat. — Funny Holiday Card

Perfect for the person who puts the “bah” in bah-humbug. This hilarious holiday card features a delightfully displeased, chubby cat dressed in festive gear — because nothing says Christmas like mild feline resentment. 😾✨ Great for: 🐾 Cat people who get it 😂 Friends with a sarcastic holiday spirit 🎁 White elephant cards 📬 Coworkers who avoid the office Ugly Sweater Party Customise the inside text to match their level of holiday cheer (from “Happy Holidays” to “Don’t expect a gift.”) Choose your format: 🎄 Printed card delivered ready-to-send 💻 Instant digital download for last-minute laughs Give the gift of a festive side-eye. 😼
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Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5 stars rating9.6K Total Reviews
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3 out of 5 stars rating
By Cat S.24 August 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 12.7 cm x 17.8 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Gorgeous card and quality, but unfortunately I thought it was a folded type card, not a postcard. So useless for what wanted. I didn't realise flat card meant postcard! .
3 out of 5 stars rating
By Cat S.24 August 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 10.8 cm x 14 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Disappointing as I thought I was buying a folded card, not a postcard. Turns out flat card, means postcard! Nothing wrong with the quality just not what I wanted. 😔.
3 out of 5 stars rating
By Cat S.24 August 2024 • Verified Purchase
Flat Holiday Card, Size: 13.3 cm x 13.3 cm, Paper: Signature Matte, Corner: Squared, Envelopes: White
Good quality but I was disappointed as I thought I was buying a proper card, not a postcard. Hence it is useless to me. It was called a flat card, which I thought meant a card! .

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Product ID: 256061286569811754
Added on 5/10/23, 6:25 am
Rating: G